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Whataburger’s Prickly Pear Raspberry Whatafresher: The Ultimate Hangover Helper

Whataburger’s Prickly Pear Raspberry Whatafresher:
The Ultimate Hangover Helper You Didn’t Know You Needed

Whataburger Prickly Pear Raspberry Whatafresher glowing pink drink

Okay, hear me out. You wake up after a night that maybe got a little too festive. Your head is pounding, your mouth tastes like regret and old tequila, and solid food feels like a war crime.

You need hydration. You need electrolytes. You need something cold, vaguely sweet, and borderline magical.

Enter the Prickly Pear Raspberry Whatafresher from Whataburger — your new theoretical hangover patron saint.

Why This Drink Might Actually Save You

  1. Prickly pear is legit hangover medicine
    Studies (Tulane, University of Palermo) show prickly pear extract cuts hangover severity by up to 50%. Whataburger uses real prickly pear concentrate.
  2. Natural electrolytes
    No neon sports drinks needed — potassium from real fruit.
  3. Perfect sugar hit
    Sweet enough to fix low blood sugar, not so sweet you crash again.
  4. Ice-cold, no bubbles
    Zero stomach irritation.
  5. Tastes incredible
    Floral, tart, watermelon-raspberry-cactus magic.

The Official (Purely Theoretical) Protocol

  1. Drive-thru in sunglasses. Zero shame.
  2. Large Prickly Pear Raspberry Whatafresher, extra ice.
  3. Optional hashbrown sticks or plain biscuit.
  4. Sip slowly and let the cactus gods do their thing.
Doctor-approved? No.
Weirdly effective anyway? Absolutely.
Thank me later. 🌵🍹

P.S. I now crave this on random Tuesdays. Strictly for science.

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