Bill Gates Snake Oil

Bill Gates: Snake Oil Salesman of the New World Order?

Posted by TruthSeeker_2025, October 13, 2025

Alright, folks, buckle up—Bill Gates is at it again, and this time, the “scary mf” vibes are off the charts. The Microsoft mogul turned global puppeteer isn’t just coding software anymore; he’s peddling what smells like modern-day snake oil—fancy fixes for health, climate, and even your online identity that seem more about control than cures. From vaccines to fake meat to digital IDs, Gates is selling solutions to problems he’s got a hand in stirring up, all while jetting around on his mega-yacht. X is buzzing with the shade, and I’m here to connect the dots. Is Gates a philanthropist or a slick salesman pushing a dangerous agenda? Let’s dive in.

Vaccines: Miracle Shots or Shady Elixirs?

Gates has been hawking vaccines like they’re the cure to everything—polio, malaria, even needle-free COVID patches for the future. His foundation’s dumped billions into Gavi and WHO, claiming it’s saved 150 million lives. Sounds heroic, right? But X isn’t buying it. Just last week, Rob Schneider screamed in all caps: “JUST SAY NO TO ANYTHING BILL GATES IS SELLING…”—a post that racked up 57K likes and replies calling Gates a “pseudo nerd peddling drugs for profit.” Why the hate? Whispers from India (2011 polio campaign, kids allegedly paralyzed) and Kenya (2014 tetanus shots accused of sterilization) keep the distrust alive, even if Reuters and WHO wave it off as “psychogenic” or “debunked.”

In 2025, Gates is pushing his Goalkeepers report, boasting about “saving millions more kids by 2045” with high-tech shots for TB and HIV. But when he calls his $10 billion vaccine investment a 20:1 “return” in social benefits, it’s not lives he’s counting—it’s power. Since when does a billionaire talk ROI for saving kids? That’s snake oil math, and it stinks of an agenda.

Climate Con: Fake Meat and Farmland Grabs

Then there’s the climate hustle. Gates wants you munching lab-grown burgers to “save the planet,” pouring cash into Beyond Meat and Upside Foods while owning 270K acres of U.S. farmland—more than any non-farmer out there. A 2023 book, Controligarchs, called it a “monopoly on a vegan future,” boosting his wealth under a green mask. Worse? His trust doubled down on fossil fuel bonds in 2025, holding $100M+ in oil and gas while preaching carbon cuts from a $645M yacht. X users are roasting him: “He has solutions to problems he creates. Snake oil salesman.”

Don’t forget his ag “innovations”—vaccines for cows, gene-edited rice. Sounds like sci-fi salvation, but it’s a power play over your food. When a guy who says the world’s overpopulated controls farmland and pushes fake meat, you gotta wonder: is this about climate or cornering the market?

Digital IDs: The Ultimate Tracking Tonic

Here’s the creepiest bottle of snake oil yet: ID2020. Gates is all in, funding a plan to slap a digital ID—think biometrics like iris scans—on every human on Earth. He says it’s for refugees to get healthcare, but in a 2025 interview, he let slip the real game: digital IDs to “eliminate online anonymity” so you “trust real-world identities” over trolls. No more anonymous posts or emails that “mislead.” Noble? Or a way to track every move? X is on fire: “Fuck Bill Gates… he’s a fucking snake oil salesman.”

His 2020 Reddit AMA pushed “digital certificates” for vaccine status, and ID2020’s pilots in Bangladesh and Thailand are already using blockchain and biometrics. They call it “decentralized,” but when a billionaire who built Microsoft wants your identity tied to a number, it’s a digital leash. And he’s the one holding it.

The Empire of Elixirs

Gates’ $47 billion trust in 2025 tells the story: dumping Microsoft shares, loading up on Berkshire Hathaway and even McDonald’s, while keeping a fat stake in Waste Management for that eco-spin. He says he’ll give away 99% by 2045, but the BBC calls it a tax dodge that amps his global sway. His vaccine “returns,” climate fixes, and ID schemes all scream one thing: control dressed up as charity. X users sum it up: “He’s the rattlesnake king of 2025, selling cures for the chaos he funds.”

So, what’s the deal? Is Gates just a nerd with big dreams, or is he pushing snake oil to reshape the world in his image? From vaccines to fake meat to digital IDs, it’s hard to shake the feeling he’s selling us a future where he calls the shots. What’s your take—buying his elixir, or spitting it out? Drop your thoughts below, and let’s keep peeling back the layers on this one.